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The Daily Prophet Issue 1 Jun 12, 2004 16:02:47 GMT -5

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THE DAILY PROPHET
Saturday 12th June 2004

SIRIUS BLACK IS INNOCENT!

Sirius Black-Azkaban Fraud!

Thanks To Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Professor Lupin, The Time-Turner and not forgetting... Scabbers (Peter Pettigrew) who was discovered GUILTY!

Sirius Black- Prisoned For 12 Years For Nothing, while real murder is a pet rat!

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Last Edit: Jun 13, 2004 2:54:11 GMT -5 by Dumbledore

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The Daily Prophet Issue 1 Jun 12, 2004 16:19:32 GMT -5

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Post by Hagrid on Jun 12, 2004 16:19:32 GMT -5

GOODBYE DUMBLEDORE,
HELLO UMBRIDGE?
Written By Anonymous Writer

Cornelious Fudge wants Dumbledore OUT and Umbridge IN!!! Minister Of Magic, Cornelious Fudge, quoted this to Daily Prophet writer, Anonymous, "I will not have Dumbledore teaching Crackpot old tricks and not giving out the proper rules. Also a litlle small gnome quoted about Cornelious that "He's a fat pig who put a hat on!"

Hermione says to the Minister, "You foul evil and down right stupid thingy roach!! Dumbledore is protecting Hogwarts"

Last Edit: Jun 13, 2004 3:04:04 GMT -5 by Dumbledore

When the Road goes High,Where the mountains lie,
Where the trees make shadows,Unlike the sunny meadows,
When you see that face,With no disgrace,
In the Moon Light,Where the Fire Flies Light,
The friendly face, With no disgrace,
You could flie to the moon,Like a witch on her broom,On that road

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The Daily Prophet Issue 1 Jun 12, 2004 16:32:25 GMT -5

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Post by Dumbledore on Jun 12, 2004 16:32:25 GMT -5

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DURMSTRANG OR HOGWARTS?
Written By Anonymous Writer

THE WAR BETWEEN HOGWARTS AND DURMSTRANG!!

Cornelius Fudge is forcing the two most famous wizard schools to become 1. Hogwarts has the most votes. The schools will be joined up together and the school will become bigger. Some Wizards and Witches are saying Cornelius is a dirty-rotten-school stealing-rich guy. There will be more news on this noted later on.

Last Edit: Jun 13, 2004 3:01:34 GMT -5 by Dumbledore

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The Daily Prophet Issue 1 Jun 12, 2004 16:47:25 GMT -5

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Post by Hagrid on Jun 12, 2004 16:47:25 GMT -5

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MUGGLES BEING ATTACKED BY DEMENTORS!

A rumour says that Dementors are following Lord voldemort and are attacking near by muggles like Dudley Dursley and his gang!!!

Please send us your thoughts about this rumour by sending an Owl to:
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Last Edit: Jun 13, 2004 3:02:55 GMT -5 by Dumbledore

When the Road goes High,Where the mountains lie,
Where the trees make shadows,Unlike the sunny meadows,
When you see that face,With no disgrace,
In the Moon Light,Where the Fire Flies Light,
The friendly face, With no disgrace,
You could flie to the moon,Like a witch on her broom,On that road

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The Daily Prophet Issue 1 Jun 13, 2004 2:47:54 GMT -5

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Post by Dumbledore on Jun 13, 2004 2:47:54 GMT -5

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DEMENTORS ON BLACK?
Written By Anonymous Writer

Dementors

The Guards Of Azkaban are known to be KILLING prisoners of azkaban, most who didn't do anything, also there has been another attack on Sirius Black, But with the brilliant patronum spell he defeated them, but Dementors are still known to be following Black, and Potter!

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Last Edit: Jun 13, 2004 3:05:13 GMT -5 by Dumbledore

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The Daily Prophet Issue 1 Jun 13, 2004 10:01:36 GMT -5

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Post by Hagrid on Jun 13, 2004 10:01:36 GMT -5

PAge 6
will The Day after tomorrow really come??

Scientists at the magical Weather Institution have figuired out that weather (Like the day After tomorrow) might come!!!!

A shocked Proffeser Snivelworst from the MWI revealed that a weather spell has tracked some of this UNBELIEVABLE weather
Do you think this is True Or false??
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When the Road goes High,Where the mountains lie,
Where the trees make shadows,Unlike the sunny meadows,
When you see that face,With no disgrace,
In the Moon Light,Where the Fire Flies Light,
The friendly face, With no disgrace,
You could flie to the moon,Like a witch on her broom,On that road

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The Daily Prophet Issue 1 Jun 13, 2004 16:14:42 GMT -5

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Post by Hagrid on Jun 13, 2004 16:14:42 GMT -5

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Hobbits are entering Hogwarts and shalll help!!

Hobbits of the Shire have come to help Dumbledore and to hide from Saruman at Hogwarts. A little Hobbit called "Bilbo Bagins" has come with his fellow Hobbits to help at Hogwarts

The Hobbit SPAM says this to Daily Prophet Reporter Rubeus Hagrid! "Master Frodo has thlought that this is a great place to hide us and oour GREAT RING from Saruman!We shall be helping with your work as a great token to Dumbledore for hiding us!"

IS THIS A DUMB PLAN OR A BRIGHT IDEA??
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When the Road goes High,Where the mountains lie,
Where the trees make shadows,Unlike the sunny meadows,
When you see that face,With no disgrace,
In the Moon Light,Where the Fire Flies Light,
The friendly face, With no disgrace,
You could flie to the moon,Like a witch on her broom,On that road

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The Daily Prophet Issue 1 Jun 15, 2004 11:37:16 GMT -5

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Post by Hagrid on Jun 15, 2004 11:37:16 GMT -5

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Van Helsing Strikes again!

Monster killer Van Helsing kills another victim on his MONSTER MANIA list by killing the noctorius foe that tried to enter the MOM last night.The monsters name, Mr HYDE!!

Van Helsing rushed to the scene as a woman was killed nearby with a bitten cigar lying next to her and when Van Helsing Murdered him He turned back into Dr Jekll but was still dead

Do YOU think Van Helsings a Murderer or just a Monster Killer??
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Last Edit: Jun 15, 2004 13:12:28 GMT -5 by Dumbledore

When the Road goes High,Where the mountains lie,
Where the trees make shadows,Unlike the sunny meadows,
When you see that face,With no disgrace,
In the Moon Light,Where the Fire Flies Light,
The friendly face, With no disgrace,
You could flie to the moon,Like a witch on her broom,On that road

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The Daily Prophet Issue 1 Jun 15, 2004 13:28:01 GMT -5

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Post by Dumbledore on Jun 15, 2004 13:28:01 GMT -5

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Help! There's A Monster

Devastated Ministry Worker, Jonathan Rymes has sighted the so called "Monster" near Hogwarts! Students also sighted this creature, the creature. None other than "Hulk!"

But the students were not scared, Hulk, the most kindhearted monster helped around hogwarts with the students! and he also brought a friend!

Hulk brought along... SHREK! And guess who came with him?!! Donkey!!

The students had a Shrek-tastic day. But Snape sent the fairy-tale creatures away.
"Ruddy, d**n, Bloody idiot!" said Student, Ron Weasley, "That bloody Snape always ruins the fun, he deserves to be sacked!

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